DD, Track, Burn - Blades Edition

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
08/04/2017 at 15:05 • Filed to: None

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I’m super distracted because I just want to get !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! already! Just waiting for a few higher ups to leave so I can. In the mean time. DD TRACK BURN. +1 If you have an awkward childhood memory from the roller rink.

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Speed

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Team Pup n’ Suds/Team X Bladz

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Quad City


DISCUSSION (27)


Kinja'd!!! tromoly > Tripper
08/04/2017 at 15:14

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DD - Quads, because they’re awesome.

Trackday - Vanillas, because speed skating is kinda rad.

Burn - Street Hockey skates, because hockey belongs on Ice.


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > tromoly
08/04/2017 at 15:16

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those arent hockey skates, those are freestyle skates, notice the grind plate inbetween the 2nd and 3rd wheel. hockey skates have bigger wheels and a smaller boot that legit looks like a hockey ice skate. that said fuck your hot take on street hockey


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Tripper
08/04/2017 at 15:20

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DD: K2 Skate Men’s F.I.T Boa

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Track: SP Teri boot with John Wilson blade

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Burn: The 80's

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Kinja'd!!! Tripper > tromoly
08/04/2017 at 15:20

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Those skates are for:

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These is hockey skates:

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Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Tripper
08/04/2017 at 15:22

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DD the vanillas because those wheels are massive and will roll over cracks and pebbles with ease.

Track (skate park?) Team pup and suds. Point for the Disney reference.

Burn the retro things because the wheels are laid out wrong.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > CaptDale - is secretly British
08/04/2017 at 15:23

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Kinja'd!!! Tripper > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
08/04/2017 at 15:24

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This is correct, although props to whomever is talented on those quads. They’re tough skate with.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Tripper
08/04/2017 at 15:33

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Kinja'd!!! Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > tromoly
08/04/2017 at 15:37

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:(

After moving from Maine to Virginia as a kid, inlines have been the only way I’ve been able to enjoy playing for the past 25 years.

The first winter I spent here, the only place for miles that made ice had a roof collapse under snow weight. All sixteen fucking inches of it. Really, Virginia? Sixteen inches? That’s a couple hours of lake effect in Buffalo, but it’ll collapse an entire athletic center here. (I’m still bitter 25 years later). The collapse also led to the end of the semi-pro team that “played” here. It wasn’t really hockey, it was boxing on ice, and the crowds didn’t know what they were looking at. Beautiful passing/puck movement = crickets. Two guys drop gloves in a corner = beer flies everywhere and the crowd goes wild.

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Yup, that’s a rebel flag fashioned crudely into a maple leaf. Almost made me wonder if the collapse was lousy structural engineering or Karma.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Tripper
08/04/2017 at 15:41

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Daily the vanillas because

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Track (skate park) the pop n locks, until I fulfill the prophecy by breaking a bone

Burn the roll bounce


Kinja'd!!! tromoly > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
08/04/2017 at 15:47

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Sorry, I rode BMX bikes, never had a desire to strap skates to my feet.


Kinja'd!!! tromoly > Tripper
08/04/2017 at 15:49

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Never booted, sorry. Still, my selections remain the same.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Tripper
08/04/2017 at 16:04

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DD/Track:

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Burn all your options


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > tromoly
08/04/2017 at 16:06

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Not hockey skates. These are the critters you seek:

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And while I agree that hockey belongs on ice, these are the best all-rounders imo so they get a pass.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Tripper
08/04/2017 at 16:23

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Freeline skates

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Kinja'd!!! Tripper > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/04/2017 at 16:28

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Whaaaaaaat!?


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Tripper
08/04/2017 at 16:30

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Yeah they’re weird. I’ve wanted to try them but theyre also kind of expensive. I bought a nice long board instead


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/04/2017 at 16:31

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I recently dusted off my longboard! so fun.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Tripper
08/04/2017 at 16:31

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https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01M6ZT0WW/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1501878682&sr=8-1-spons&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=freeline+skates&psc=1


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/04/2017 at 16:35

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Damn, those are expensive! I feel like they are probably pretty tough to skate also. Ever try a freeboard?


Kinja'd!!! Tareim - V8 powered > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/04/2017 at 16:59

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how the hell do you stop with them without losing them halfway down the street?


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Tareim - V8 powered
08/04/2017 at 17:02

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Hop off in front of them and stop them with your feet?


Kinja'd!!! Tareim - V8 powered > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/04/2017 at 17:09

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if you are travelling at some speed and you hope off then they are likely to carry on before you get a chance to stop them surely?


Kinja'd!!! zachaput > Tripper
08/04/2017 at 17:11

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Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Tareim - V8 powered
08/04/2017 at 17:20

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Yeah probably, but I’d take that over blades. Where bailing isn’t even an option. Also they probably wouldn’t get as far as a skate board.


Kinja'd!!! Tareim - V8 powered > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/04/2017 at 17:40

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either way I’m sure I’d break an ankle or 2 with them lol


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Tripper
08/04/2017 at 21:56

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Rollerblades sure have changed since the original design.

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The bearings on those wheels were awful. All of my friends upgraded as soon as we figured out how to ride them. They were such a radical change from rollerskates.

The plastic on mine disintegrated years ago. The last time I tried to put them on, half the eyelets popped out and the upper boot split off at the side rivets.

I tried to get my kids interested so I could justify some new skates for myself, but they just didn’t care.